Monday, September 28, 2009

Morning Headlines: Lions 19, Redskins 14

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Lions-Redskins box score].

-Campbell throws for over 300 yards, but 'Skins fall to 1-2

-Stingy D leads Detroit to first win of 2009

-Lions close gap in tight NFC North

Hey, Lions! Neato.


SSReporters said...

Favre's late TD keeps Lions 2 games out of first.

GMoney said...

Zorn: I'm Fucking Retarded!!!

JMC said...

-Portis limited in Redskins loss

-4 catches for Betts not enough as Washington falls

-Failed 2 pt conversion doesn't stop Lions in victory

-Stafford gets first NFL win in just third start

-Jason Hanson nails two FGs to lead Lions to win

Bokolis said...

Lions coach to players: "Act like we've done this before."

Bokolis said...

Sideline reporter gets lost trying to find winners' locker room.

HM said...

Lions Win Again.

Anonymous said...

Jon Kitna: I predict the Lions will win nine more...