Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Morning Headlines: Patriots 25, Bills 24

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Patriots-Bills box score].

-Big second quarter lifts Pats past Bills

-Dazzling debuts: Owens in Buffalo, Taylor in New England

-Jauron looking forward to home opener against Tampa Bay


Talk some MNF in the comments.


Bokolis said...

Extra yard McKelvin picks up before fumbling not a factor.

Brady's mobility called into question as he fails to blow off Kolber for post game sound byte.

JMC said...

-Brady's back! QB throws for over 300 yards, 2 TDs in win.

-Plucky Bills come up just short vs Pats.

-Pats in first place after beating division foe Buffalo.

SSReporters said...

Galloway's lack of catches not a factor as Pats win.

GMoney said...

Mike and Mike still terrible, gay.

--Nothing to do with the game, but it needs to be said.

Sam said...

Pats control time of possession en route to victory

als said...

Buffalo offense gels as Jackson proves worthy backup to suspended Lynch.

Anonymous said...

What knee injury? Brady averaging 9 yards a carry.


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