Kevin Huber with the hold, Ochocinco with the kick, and the Bengals lead 7-3. Wait, WHAT?!?!

As it turns out, Chad Ochocinco is a receiver and a placekicker. Or so he was in last night's preseason game, anyway. And it proved to be the game winner in a 7-6 victory over New England!

Cincinnati's all-time leader in catches and yards receiving connected [on an extra point] after the Bengals first-half touchdown as coach Marvin Lewis held out Shayne Graham as a precaution because of a groin injury. Ochocinco also kicked off to start the second half.

Keep dropping balls, not scoring touchdowns and KILLING OUR FUCKING FANTASY TEAM, and he'll be a great candidate for a position change.

Then there's this:

" 'Esteban' Ochocinco is back, the most interesting footballer in the world," Ochocinco said. "Everyone has to remember, I've always said that soccer is my No. 1 sport. I think Ronaldinho would be proud of me right now."

Whoa.