Wednesday, October 25, 2006

This father is taking football a bit too seriously

Next up for Derkotch is terrorizing little kids.

Via the awesome blog, I Dislike Your Favorite Team, comes a tale of a parent who is far too "involved" with his son's football team.

Upset over his son's lack of playing time, irate father Wayne Derkotch, 40, pulled a gun on his son's football coach.

But the story gets better: Derkotch's son plays on a team for 6 and 7-year-olds! Holy fucking bukkake!

This man is absolutely Tom Cruise-crazy! Pulling a gun because a fucking 6-year-old isn't getting enough playing time is beyond absurd. It's beyond crazy. It's beyond sane.

But this man did it. Wayne Derkotch, pat yourself on the back. You're about to win Father of the Year.

And of course this happened in Philadelphia. This same guy probably put a gun to Terrell Owens' head and made him pop a bunch of pills.

In other news: St. Louis beat Detroit 5-0 in Game 3 of the World Series Tuesday despite Chris Carpenter smearing dog shit all over his hand.


Benny said...

Did you see the dude's mugshot? He looks like pure white trash.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, white trash like anyone who actually reads this blog!