Via the awesome blog, I Dislike Your Favorite Team, comes a tale of a parent who is far too "involved" with his son's football team.
Upset over his son's lack of playing time, irate father Wayne Derkotch, 40, pulled a gun on his son's football coach.
But the story gets better: Derkotch's son plays on a team for 6 and 7-year-olds! Holy fucking bukkake!
This man is absolutely Tom Cruise-crazy! Pulling a gun because a fucking 6-year-old isn't getting enough playing time is beyond absurd. It's beyond crazy. It's beyond sane.
But this man did it. Wayne Derkotch, pat yourself on the back. You're about to win Father of the Year.
And of course this happened in Philadelphia. This same guy probably put a gun to Terrell Owens' head and made him pop a bunch of pills.