Alonzo Mourning's wife is going to be on some TV Sh...BOOBS!

Bravo's Real Housewives series, which focuses on women who don't do laundry, dishes or their husbands, is coming to Miami where its cast will include six hookers and a tranny.

Cable’s Bravo is working on a Real Housewives of Miami project. No real surprise here since there’s after all a version of the alleged reality series in just about every area of the country. More surprising, however, are some names on the tentative casting list obtained by the Miami Herald: former Palm Beach County resident Leah Black, star drag-queen Elaine Lancaster; former club owner Ingrid Cesares; Tracy Mourning, wife of former Miami Heat star Alonzo Mourning.

Tracy's housewife duties included making Chicken Cacciatore and many trips to the doctor's office. She is also a philanthro...LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES! WHOA! YOU COULD MOTORBOAT THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE!

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Dennis Rodman is going to televised rehab, so basically he's just on TV

Dennis Rodman in rehab is about as much fun as virgin margaritas, but VH1 seems to think the former NBA star -- and current reality television star (star?) -- makes for good TV. The Worm will be on the Season 3 of Celebrity Rehab on VH1.

Dennis Rodman will be on the third season of Celebrity Rehab.

See? Blockquote. That means it's real.

Rodman has also been on reality shows like The Celebrity Mole, U.K. Celebrity Big Brother, and Celebrity Apprentice. All of those shows have clever titles.

Clearly being a retired NBA player with an alcohol problem is tough work. Not easy to rebound (pun!)...that's why celebrities and reality television make such a depressing pair.

In non-depressing news, Rodman was briefly married to Carmen Electra. They probably had sex. A lot. There is nothing remotely unfortunate about that.

Jennie Finch, Lennox Lewis, UFC dude to be on 'The Apprentice'

If you were wondering what former softball star Jennie Finch and heavyweight champ Lennox Lewis were up to, you now have an answer: they're going to be reality TV stars!

The 14 celebrities won't be vying for a job with Donald Trump, as in the previous six "Apprentice" seasons, but instead will compete in business-oriented tasks around New York City to raise money for their favorite charities. The official "Celebrity Apprentice" will win a $250,000 bonus to donate.

Other cast members include country music star Trace Adkins, Olympic gymnastics gold medalist Nadia Comaneci, Playboy Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon, Olympic softball gold medalist Jennie Finch, heavyweight boxing champ Lennox Lewis, "America's Got Talent" judge Piers Morgan and Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz.

That's great that Finch and Lewis can continue to be in the spotlight. And hell, maybe they'll be good at business-y stuff.

Finch would be a great sales woman. She could sell ice to an Eskimo. Or sex to a hooker. Yeah. Jennie Finch would be great at selling sex.

And who the fuck is Nadia Comaneci? She's totally hot. Nobody mentioned her for our little game. Meanwhile, Playboy Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon is flawless. Here are some sorta safe for work pictures of her, because looking at that picture of Finch has surely made your pants fit funny.

Mark Cuban will continue to get his freak on

Here’s some mental imagery that might have you reaching for a mind eraser: Mark Cuban. Dancing.

Oh, wait.

Following in the illustrious footsteps of athletes Apolo Ohno, Clyde Drexler and Laila Ali, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban will become the next cast member of Dancing With the Stars, a source told SI.com.

Jennie Garth and Wayne Newton are also in this thing (awesome!), so, geez, Cuban could stick around for a while.

We pretty much do anything we can to avoid reality television, but, boy, this could actually be pretty fun.

-Adam Landres-Schnur