Sometimes the marketing/promotions department for Major League Baseball teams just doesn’t get the credit it deserves.The Giants find themselves in Los Angeles tonight with Barry Bonds on the brink of breaking some sort of record. And, would you believe it, there’s a steroids awareness clinic taking place on the field before the game!
About 100 kids from area Little League teams are expected for a two-hour steroid awareness clinic to be held on the field during the afternoon. Dodger outfielder Juan Pierre, hitting coach Bill Mueller and former Dodger Lou Johnson are to participate in the clinic.
We can’t think of a better spokesman for steroids than Pierre. You know, with his 12 career home runs and all. He should have no problem filling the two hours allotted to the event.
It’s unclear whether Bonds will participate, but the kids will receive a Dodger goodie bag!
Did we mention the Giants are playing in Los Angeles tonight? Wait, Bonds plays for the Giants! He’s about to break the most cherished record in all of sports! He allegedly took steroids!
Those Dodger marketing folks: smart people they are.
-Adam Landres-Schnur
5 comments:
That's funny!!!
Juan Pierre speaking on steroids... I guess Jason Tyner wasn't available to fly in.
This is the most creative thing concocted by Hollywood since Gigli!
Very funny. I can just see Bill Mueller standing there saying, "Kids, you may find this hard to believe, but I used to play with a famous baseball player that used steroids. In fact, you can see that man in the dugout, right over there."
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