Morning Headlines: Detroit 38, Cleveland 37

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Lions-Browns box score]

-Safety not enough as Cleveland stays in last place

-Dawson's huge day (2 FGs, 1-1 passing) wasted in loss

-Mangini: 'We couldn't stop the run'

Your best headlines from Sunday's touchdown-fest in the comments.

Morning Headlines: Colts 35, Patriots 34

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Indianapolis-New England box score]

-Stover's kick lifts Colts over Pats

-New England 0-1 on 4th downs in road loss

-Addai, Colts gallop over Pats

That was a fantastic game and a very ballsy -- and puzzling -- decision to go for it on 4th-and-2 from New England's own 28. They punt the ball they probably win. But they were playing to win the game. Gotta like that, but maybe not in that situation. Wow. New England dominated that game.

Morning Headlines: Yankees win World Series

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[World Series Game 6 box score]

-Pettitte, Jeter lead way as Yanks get key win

-Manuel: 'The bullpen calmed down nicely'

-Swisher, Gardner, others get first ring

And that's it for baseball for a while. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted. Your World Series headlines in the comments...

Morning Headlines: Yankees 7, Phillies 4

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[World Series Game 4 box score]

-Yankees' two-run first plenty as NY rolls

-Utley, Feliz homer as Phils lose

-Jeter: 'Joba was huge for us tonight'

Your Game 4 headlines in the comments...

Morning Headlines: World Series Game 1

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[Yankees-Phillies box score]

-Yankees bullpen "costly" in Game 1.

-Girardi: 'Ibanez killed us'

-Rollins' error not costly

Your Fall Classic headlines, please.

Morning Headlines: Phils beat Dodgers to lead NLCS 3-1

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[Phillies-Dodgers box score].

-Phils jump on Wolf, Dodgers early; hang on

-Torre: 'Sherrill was huge for us tonight'

-Utley's RBI the difference in lopsided win

Your NLCS headlines in the comments, please.

Morning Headlines: John Wooden turns 99!

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[Wooden celebrates 99th birthday].

-Purdue grad inches closer to 100

-Wooden: 'We'll probably just have cake'

-44-15 record at Indiana State no small feat for little-known coach

Your headlines and dinosaur jokes in the comments.

Morning Headlines: Twins 6, Tigers 5 F/12

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Tuesday's winner: HM of Hoops and Other Pop Culture with this from the Vikings' win over the Packers: Packers kickoff coverage great, but not enough, in loss to Vikes.

[Minnesota-Detroit box score].

-Nathan carries bullpen, Twins

-Guillen's 0-3 'costly' for Detroit

-Keppel (1-1) evens record with win

Yikes. If there was one city that couldn't afford a collapse...Go easy on Detroit in the comments.

Morning Headlines: Minnesota beats Green Bay

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Monday's winner: JMC with this on today's AL Central playoff: Twins win final game, will play again Tuesday.

[Vikings-Packers box score].

-Peterson finds end zone despite sub-par night

-McCarthy: 'We were one dimensional'

-Sacks frustrate Rodgers, Packers

Morning Headlines: Tigers, Twins win; force playoff

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Tigers win; Twins too].

-Minnesota yields 12 hits, yet wins big

-Verlander gets 19th as Tigers hold on

-Twins 'excited' about rare off day

Your one-game playoff headlines in the comments, please.

Morning Headlines: Lions 19, Redskins 14

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[Lions-Redskins box score].

-Campbell throws for over 300 yards, but 'Skins fall to 1-2

-Stingy D leads Detroit to first win of 2009

-Lions close gap in tight NFC North

Hey, Lions! Neato.

Morning Headlines: Villalona suspect in shooting death

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[Villalona involved in shooting].

-Villanoa's prospect status harmed by lack of plate discipline, murder

-Urbina: 'I think this kid has a bright future'

-Gaints prospect smokes baseballs, people

ALSO: Things that, until yesterday, might have been heard on KNBR (between announcers Mike Krukow and Duane Kuiper, the radio home of the San Francisco Giants, in the future:

Kuiper: "Groundball to third, Villalona spears it and guns him down at first!"

Krukow: "He has everything you look for in a player, Kuip. He's got an absolute gun, he's really aggressive, and he just murders the ball."

Krukow: "Boy, Villalona's going through a tough stretch here these last few weeks. He's been absolutely brutal."

Your not-so-sensitive criminal headlines in the comments, please.

Morning Headlines: Patriots 25, Bills 24

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[Patriots-Bills box score].

-Big second quarter lifts Pats past Bills

-Dazzling debuts: Owens in Buffalo, Taylor in New England

-Jauron looking forward to home opener against Tampa Bay

Leodis McKelvin!!!! HOLD ON TO THE FUCKING BALL!

Talk some MNF in the comments.

Morning Headlines: Miami 38, Florida State 34

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[Miami-FSU box score].

-Javarris James leads ground attack for 'Canes

-Big 4th leads to 'easy' win for Miami

-Bowden: 'The missed extra point killed us'

Fun Opening Weekend of football. Your Florida-football headlines in the comments.

Morning Headlines: Chula Vista wins Little League World Series

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[California wins LLWS].

-Victory parade scheduled in San Diego after Chula Vista wins Little League title

-Chinese-Taipei=Taiwan=LLWS loss

-Vice President cheers Little Leaguers; Obama a no-show

-CA slugs way to championship; celebrate with Chuck E. Cheese pizza party

It's your one chance a year to talk dirty about little boys. Don't waste it!

Morning Headlines: Favre signs with Minnesota

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[Favre signs with Vikes].

-Former Packer inks two-year deal

-Childress: 'Tarvaris can take this team all the way'

-Bears thought to be top in competitive NFC North

Your Favre headlines in the comments.

Morning Headlines: Michael Vick signs with Eagles

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Yesterday's winner: John with this juicy nugget: "Samardzija strikes out on 3 pitches in only at bat, has 0 receiving yards."

[Vick signs with Philadelphia].

-Second-year option key to Vick's deal with Eagles

-McNabb: "This is Michael Vick's team"

-Kolb to fight for No. 2 QB job with former Falcon

Vick's back in the league! Some Vick banter in the comments, please.

Morning Headlines: Pedro returns to the mound

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[Phillies-Cubs box score].

-Phils rally late to get Martinez first win of 2009

-Fukudome's 1-for-4 day can't lift Cubs past Pedro, Phillies

-Hello, Cy-Young! Chan Ho Park tosses three perfect innings in rout

Your Pedro headlines in the comments.

Morning Headlines: A's 14, Twins 13

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WOW! Talk about an Ikea Game! The Twins blew a freakin' 10-run lead by giving up seven in the 7th! Holy shit! Meanwhile, it took a blown call on a slide at the plate in the 9th for the A's to avoid a 14-14 tie. ROLLERCOASTER! Someone is burning down that fucking mall right now. And if we were Twins fans, we'd bring the gasoline.

[Oakland-Minnesota box score].

-Gonzalez gets a no decision in A's win

-Redmond's two hits squandered in loss

-Geren: 'Suzuki stepped up big for us tonight'

Morning Headlines: 2009 All-Star Game

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Yesterday's winner: Bokolis with this lovely piece of poetry: Man who won house in HR Derby facing foreclosure.

[All-Star Game box score].

-It's in the Cards: Pujols, NL fall to AL 4-3

-Game 1 of 2009 World Series to be held in American League park

-Halladay impresses as trade deadline looms

-2009 All-Star Game about 20 minutes shorter than Home Run Derby