Punter could face 48 years in Federal "pound-me-in-the-ass prison"

Remember a while back when we, and by we, we really mean regular contributor JMC, wrote about how the backup punter at Northern Colorado stabbed the starting punter in the leg?

If you do, great. If you don't, go fuck yourself no worries. Well, this punter, Mitch Cozad, could serve up to 48 years in prison if convicted of the attempted first-degree murder charge.

Pretty harsh stuff. We're not sure how stabbing a guy in the leg is attempting to kill him, but hey, the law's the law.

But maybe Cozad has some problems. After all, he was the backup punter at a D-II school. That gets you as much pussy as an Engineering major. He was probably pent up and wanted to let people know that he was the real deal; that he was part of the team.

As far as sports and violence goes, this really isn't all that bad. This guy's no Rae Carruth, Ray Lewis, or Maurice Clarett. But going at a guy, let alone his fucking teammate, with a knife is kinda severe. Yeah, and now he may have severe walking problems after his first prison shower.