Friday, May 22, 2009

Morning Headlines: Minnesota 20, Chicago 1

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Wednesday's winner: Anonymous with this gem from the NBA Lottery: 'Dream scenario' unfolds for Memphis.

[Twins-White Sox box score].

-Blackburn pitches seven scoreless in win

-Quentin records 19th RBI in loss

-Gardenhire: 'Situational hitting was the difference'

Your MLB best in the comments.


The Beautiful Game said...

Guillen: Those two errors killed us.

SSReporters said...

White Sox hold Twins in final 2 innings; Unable to rally.

JMC said...

-Twins score early, hold on to lead to win

-Colon handed loss as Sox fall to Twins

-Twins win despite Punto's 0-5

-Even with high score, Twins victory completed in under 3 hours

-Blackburn pitches 7 scoreless for Twins in victory

GMoney said...

Peavy disappointed in teams loss, stays in SD

Anonymous said...

Morneau's average drops to .327 after 0-fer

adam said...

Guillen: "They small-balled us to death."

Anonymous said...

fuck peavy hes a clown who doesnt care about winning. awww i cant pitch in the AL or New York. what a fuckin scared bitch peavy is

HM said...

Delmon Young not needed in 20-1 win...........or otherwise.

Anonymous said...

ChiSox rally in the 8th falls just short

SSReporters said...

Twins outscore White Sox in 3 game series.