Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
[Kentucky Derby recap].
-3-year-old wins Derby
-Mine That Bird a first-time Derby winner
-Derby Spokesman: Barbaro 'nowhere to be found'
Leave your Derby headlines in the comments.
5 comments:
-Favorite scratched from Derby
-Mine That Bird faster than 19 other horses
-Guy in cowboy hats celebrates win
Barbaro and Eight Belles denied Triple Crown chance by Mine That Bird.
Mine That Bird wins Derby, avoids trip to glue factory
Mine That Bird: "The sloppy track felt good under my hooves"
mine that bird: i killed em like eight belles
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