Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Non-news: Romo and Witten no-shows at T.O.'s b-day bash

That's Internet/Maxim model Melyssa Ford (questionable spelling) and her publicist, whose name isn't very important. Ford is hot and takes pictures that you probably shouldn't look at while you're at work. If you're daring, Google her. And then take a short bathroom break.

They're ordinarily not important to a sports blog, yet they are pictured here at Terrell Owens' birthday party Monday. They were two of the prettier guests in attendance. Who wasn't there? Tony Romo and Jason Witten.
Romo, who is suffering from a back injury sustained against the Giants, was a no-show at press time, along with Witten, who is also nursing injuries.

But the list of Cowboys who did attend included head coach Wade Phillips; defensive coordinator Brian Stewart; receivers coach Ray Sherman; secondary coach Brett Maxie; linebackers Bradie James and Greg Ellis; receivers Roy Williams and Patrick Crayton; defensive ends Marcus Spears and Chris Canty; cornerbacks Terence Newman and Anthony Henry; and safety Ken Hamlin. Owens’ agents, Drew and Jason Rosenhaus, also attended.
Guess Romo and Witten don't like birthday cake and pin the tail on the donkey. Or they were nursing their respective injuries. Or they were busy at home taking care of business. Who fucking knows? Who fucking cares?!

Sorry for subjecting you to this soap-opera bullshit.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

just show the bitch ford and thats it. good job anyway.

GMoney said...

I thought you were better than this, Zach. You are giving T.O. exactly what he wants.

JMC said...

Honestly I don't know which one of those two girls is the model and which is the publicist. To me, not attractive.

Anonymous said...

Of course they didn't show up...Romo and Witten were meeting in their secret clubhouse plotting ways to get more balls to Jason Witten and freeze TO out of the offense.