Monday, December 08, 2008

Morning Headlines: SEC Championship


Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Tuesday's winner: Anonymous 11:58 a.m. with this dandy from the Houston-Jacksonville MNF affair: "Daniels, Walter lead Texans past improving Jaguars."

[SEC Championship box score].

-Harvin not a factor as Gators win key game

-Meyer: 'Demps is the emotional leader of this team'

-Wilson efficient as Tide loses first game of year

Go to town in the comments

14 comments:

Ryan said...

Dome keeps elements out as Florida wins SEC Championship.

Georgia left to think "What if?" as Florida defeats Alabama

Tebow draws comparisons to Leak as Gators roll.

rstiles said...

Florida misses field goal but wins title

JMC said...

-Fitzgerald's 41 yard punting average not enough to slow down Gators

-James (3 rush, 7 yards), powers Florida to SEC title

-Gators can't score in third quarter, still win.

-Coffee grinds out 112 yards in loss.

Anonymous said...

Nick Saban is a windbag, Gators win SEC Championship

GMoney said...

Gators win SEC, still seeking anyone else named Urban.

Lundquist eloquent as Gators roll.

Anonymous said...

moody productive as gators seek next championship

Mr. Cheekz said...

Fitzgerald (1 rush, 1 yd) shut down as Gators clinch SEC title

Bokolis said...

Tide nail down Sugar Bowl berth; undefeated Utes up next.

Justin C. Cliburn said...

Jesus Tebow parts Red Tide, saves Gators' season.

Bokolis said...

or, even better.

Tide nail down Sugar Bowl berth; Saban to return to scene of greatest triumph.

adam said...

'Bama's scoreless second quarter costly as Tide fall to Gators.

Anonymous said...

Arenas' 20-yard punt return not enough to vault 'Bama to SEC Championship.

Anonymous said...

Gators turn the Tide

-noah

als said...

Wilson throws 1 pick, but 'Bama falls in Gator romp.