Thursday, December 11, 2008

Morning Headlines: Sabathia to Yanks

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Yesterday's winner: You guys are getting good!

with this: Knicks play on the road as Davidson beats West Virginia.

And Adam with an Honorable Mention: McKillop: 'We don't win this game without Ben Allison.'

I also thought of this horribly insensitive, callous gem: Davidson pulls out win, Valvano a no-show.

[Sabathia signs]

-New York inks pitcher, still interested in Lowe

-Cashman: 'Our focus is still on bats'

-Steinbrenner: 'The economy affected this move'

Have at it.


David said...

Sabathia: The opportunity to play alongside Melky Cabrera was something I couldn't pass up.

Anonymous said...

Now they are trading Melky...sorry CC

GMoney said...

Yankees trade for Cameron, sign left-hander

JMC said...

-Putz traded to Mets! (CC signs)

-Zito shocked he's no longer the highest paid pitcher as Sabathia signs

-Yankees still two pitchers away from a decent rotation

-Giambi: Now I don't look like the fatty any more

-Cashman: Sabean, Colletti, Minaya, Reagins, and Melvin - suck on these!

David said...

Cashman: 'This is still Chad Moeller's team.'

Anonymous said...

Cashman: "We needed a No. 4 starter and I think we got one in CC"

Mr. Cheekz said...

Yankees sign former first-round draft pick to free agency deal.

adam said...

Tigers land prized free-agent Everett; Bargain-shopping Yanks snag back-of-the-rotation starter