Thursday, December 11, 2008
Morning Headlines: Sabathia to Yanks
Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!
Yesterday's winner: You guys are getting good!
SSReporters with this: Knicks play on the road as Davidson beats West Virginia.
And Adam with an Honorable Mention: McKillop: 'We don't win this game without Ben Allison.'
I also thought of this horribly insensitive, callous gem: Davidson pulls out win, Valvano a no-show.
-New York inks pitcher, still interested in Lowe
-Cashman: 'Our focus is still on bats'
-Steinbrenner: 'The economy affected this move'
Have at it.