Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Morning Headlines: MNF Philadelphia vs. Cleveland

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Yesterday's winner: Bokolis with this clever headline: With two in top 5, Texas Tech has strong showing in Heisman voting.

[Eagles vs. Browns box score].

-Jackson interception not costly as Eagles cruise

-Kolb: 'It wasn't my night'

-Reid: 'Correll [Buckhalter] is a difference-maker'

Your creativity, please, in the comments.


Bokolis said...

The fucked up thing is that, pretty soon, I won't be able to watch these games without stupid headlines going through my head. I'll set the bar this morn.

McDonald: Just Give Me the Damn Ball!

JMC said...

-McNabb: I didn't know that if the game ended and we had more points then we would win.

-Dorsey's 156 passing yards makes Orinda, CA proud as Browns lose.

-Lewis grinds out gutsy 32 yards, not enough to overcome Eagles.

-Kevin Curtis TD with 4:15 remaining in 1st quarter puts game out of reach

SSReporters said...

Browns unable to force tie as Eagles romp.

GMoney said...

Dawson perfect in Browns loss

Jaworski makes wonderful points in Eagles victory

Nick said...

Eagles rally despite negative rushing from Kolb.

als said...

Browns commit three penalties, lose by 20.

adam said...

Playoff hopes dwindle as Browns collapse in 4th quarter.

Chuck Schick said...

Browns nose their way to another loss; Illinois Gov. Blagojevich acquires ownership of team for Senate seat appointment.