Monday, December 15, 2008

Morning Headlines: 2008 Heisman Trophy

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Thursday's winner: Two solid ones from Thursday's C.C. to the Yanks story.

1. David with this: Sabathia: 'The opportunity to play alongside Melky Cabrera was something I couldn't pass up.'

2. GMoney of The Money Shot with this: Yankees trade for Cameron, sign left-hander.

[Bradford wins the Heisman].

-White finishes in top-7 for second-straight year

-Harrell's 86 third-place votes not enough

-Maualuga: 'To be considered is the greatest honor'

Have fun in the comments.

12 comments:

GMoney said...

Billy Sims incessantly screams "BOOMER", award given out.

Gino Torretta still alive as Bradford wins trophy.

Anonymous said...

ESPN's raging tebowner not enough as Bradford wins the Heisman.

JMC said...

Tebow nails chick with huge jugs, loses Heisman

Bokolis said...

With two in top 5, Texas Tech has strong showing in Heisman voting.

als said...

Heisman Chairman: "Running backs dominated college football this year and I think the committee made a wise decision."

adam said...

Uncharted Territory: Quarterback wins Heisman trophy

Anonymous said...

Javon Ringer...rings up big heisman vote totals...most likely costing Tebow a repeat Heisman victory

JMC said...

My Girlfriend: "I've never heard of Bradford or McCoy. Why didn't Tebow win?"

JMC said...

-Archie Griffin tells Tebow to "Suck on these!" as Bradford wins.

JMC said...

-Tebow earns the most 1st place votes, finishes 3rd

Ryan said...

Sam Bradford joins Tim Tebow, O.J. Simpson, others as Heisman winner

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