Tuesday, October 07, 2008


Zach Wins! Zach Wins! Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach Wins!

Ladies and Gentlemen you heard it here first, Zach's fantasy football team finally won! After a brutal 0-4 start he finally broke through with a victory this week. Never mind the fact that his team scored a modest 67.77 points and that the team he played managed only 34.57. He won!

Zach will spend the day sending thank you cards to LT, McNabb, Santonio Holmes, LenDale White, Chris Johnson, Josh Scobee, and the Green Bay defense for all scoring less than four points apiece and dooming Zach's opponent, who was previously 2-2. Zach's favorite fantasy player Ryan Grant got him 4.15 and he was carried by Stephen Gostkowski, Roddy White, and Reggie Bush.

It may not be pretty, but a win is a win. Congratulations, Zach!


Anonymous said...

Congrats, Zach. I had 2 teams start 0-4 in leagues of all HS and College friends, and both got wins this week.

I'm sending my thanks card to Drew Brees, since I won by 3 and he only got 6 of his projected 14 points.

james brown stains said...

Wow, your team is fucking awful.

GMoney said...

Ryan Grant is terrible.

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