Sadly, Yahoo! won't let us look at the actual matchup results from week 1, so all you get is the score. JMC "Daddy's got a Zikpah" won 82.74 - 51.38 over Zach "The Pink Tacos." Willie Parker's 24.90 points might have had something to do with the lopsided score. So there you go. JMC won. Zach owes him a beer. By the way, Zach, loser buys the winner a beer. We made that bet. You might not remember it, but it happened. Trust me.
Oh and for those with inquiring minds, Zach is now 0-2 and in last place. Loser.
[Editorial note:] Derek Anderson can eat the inside of my asshole, thanks.