Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The state of some one else's bowels

Looks like reader, commenter and regular contributor JMC has been having some problems of his own.
I was so sick the last two days that I literally had liquid pouring out of my anus. It was as if I was urinating through my ass. Pure liquid. Not a chunk to be found. I'm somewhat recovered. Now when I sit on the can I shart a little bit and then some mildly solid chunks come out. It takes about half an hour and hurts a hell of a lot. Luckily the frequency of my visits has decreased quite a bit. Still, I probably have spent enough time in the bathroom recently that I could have read War and Peace cover to cover about three times. This all started Monday night, I had the runs a little, ate dinner, my stomach hurt a lot, I went to bed, got up a few hours later and threw up my Athenian pizza from La Val's. I had a pretty bad fever all day Tuesday and my doctor told me there's nothing I can do except wait it out.
Stay strong. We know what you're going through, man. We've been there, too.

4 comments:

rstiles said...

This is the only site where I feel free to talk about my bowel movements...

I will light a candle for our bowels...

JMC said...

thank you so... so much for sharing this with the world.

Update! I'm a lot better - now the pain has subsided. I still sit on the can for a long time but it's only about 3 (maybe 4) times a day. The shit is still not well formed, but it's worlds better than it was last week. I'm still mostly eating bananas, bread, and rice to try to firm things up.

GMoney said...

Ass Piss. That condition is called Ass Piss.

Anonymous said...

Dude, you might wanna consider eating some more veggies. Stuff comes right out in a solid (but satisfying and efficient) manner once you eat enough veggies.