Monday, June 16, 2008

What guys really wanted for Father's Day

Move aside, iPhone, there's a new favorite toy for men.

ESPN, in its continued effort to take over the world, has created The Ultimate Remote, a universal control that has internet, texting and video-playing capabilities.

That's it there to the right. Three-hundred bucks for one of those bad-boys. But you can't watch TV on it and it won't wipe your ass.

Give 'em a couple of months. We're sure they'll figure it out.

3 comments:

GMoney said...

The perfect Father's Day gift would be the murder of Tony Romo.

rstiles said...

Maybe they will come up with a device that will help you take a dump...

Erik said...

sure you can wipe you aSs with it. It will probably work just as good for that as it does for all the things you listed that it "would" do.