Monday, June 16, 2008

What guys really wanted for Father's Day

Move aside, iPhone, there's a new favorite toy for men.

ESPN, in its continued effort to take over the world, has created The Ultimate Remote, a universal control that has internet, texting and video-playing capabilities.

That's it there to the right. Three-hundred bucks for one of those bad-boys. But you can't watch TV on it and it won't wipe your ass.

Give 'em a couple of months. We're sure they'll figure it out.

3 comments:

GMoney said...

The perfect Father's Day gift would be the murder of Tony Romo.

rstiles said...

Maybe they will come up with a device that will help you take a dump...

Easy $ said...

sure you can wipe you aSs with it. It will probably work just as good for that as it does for all the things you listed that it "would" do.