According to the Philadelphia Daily News, Tim “Legs” Legler of ESPN fame is getting hitched Oct. 10 to a major piece of ass -- Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader Christina Fuller (who is 12 years his junior).According to Christina's bio, the quickest way to her heart is to make her laugh, which makes one wonder if Legler -- who prior to his NBA Analyst days played for five NBA teams -- is more entertaining in person than on TV, where he does his best impression of a brick-wall on a nightly basis.
Christina also enjoys Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries, though we call big time bullshit on that one. Just look at her! There's no way she's on anything but the "Lettuce and Water Diet."
While the above photo makes Legler's new bride look like a perfect fucking 16, don't let the make-up, hair, and pink number fool you. Without her being all dazzled up, she's only like an eight.
But we're not here to find flaws. This gal is a knockout and it makes one wonder what kind of poon-tang actual basketball players are tapping. Legler, because he played for the Warriors at one point, makes him half an NBAer at best. And we're positive that Christina loves Legler solely for his charming personality and gelled hair. She probably doesn't even know about Legler's dark past in the NBA.
Oh, and we got five bucks...make it 10...that those puppies are real. Takers?