Gregory Lynn Burr, a 28-year old former basketball coach at The Monument Academy in Colorado, has an interesting way of motivating his players.
A former high school basketball coach faces 39 charges for allegedly hitting male students in the groin, showing them pornography and pouring water on his players then driving them to games in the winter with the windows rolled down.
Sick fuck. Windows rolled down? Monster.
This fella is facing some charges, some more severe than others. His abuse was so bad, that one kid claimed he needed to have scrotal surgery because of Burr's alleged assault.
Pick the 10 worst things that can happen to a man and we'd think that scrotal surgery would be on that list.
A student in documents said Burr would ask them, "What is the capital of Thailand?" When they would answer "Bangkok," he would hit them in the groin.Not really sure how hitting a player in the balls would really motivate him. "C'mon Timmy, game's on the line. Just gotta nail this free throw. But let me sock you in the nuts first. It'll help you focus."
The guy's obviously been fired and should seek some institutional help. That whole showing them porn thing though, that was actually pretty nice of him.
In other news: After not being elected to the Hall of Fame Tuesday, Mark McGwire was found quoting Richard Nixon, "I'm not a crook."