Wednesday, January 10, 2007

High School coach not sure how to give proper handjob

It's unknown at this time if Burr coached Nomar

Gregory Lynn Burr, a 28-year old former basketball coach at The Monument Academy in Colorado, has an interesting way of motivating his players.

A former high school basketball coach faces 39 charges for allegedly hitting male students in the groin, showing them pornography and pouring water on his players then driving them to games in the winter with the windows rolled down.

Sick fuck. Windows rolled down? Monster.

This fella is facing some charges, some more severe than others. His abuse was so bad, that one kid claimed he needed to have scrotal surgery because of Burr's alleged assault.

Pick the 10 worst things that can happen to a man and we'd think that scrotal surgery would be on that list.

Here's more:

A student in documents said Burr would ask them, "What is the capital of Thailand?" When they would answer "Bangkok," he would hit them in the groin.
Not really sure how hitting a player in the balls would really motivate him. "C'mon Timmy, game's on the line. Just gotta nail this free throw. But let me sock you in the nuts first. It'll help you focus."

The guy's obviously been fired and should seek some institutional help. That whole showing them porn thing though, that was actually pretty nice of him.

In other news: After not being elected to the Hall of Fame Tuesday, Mark McGwire was found quoting Richard Nixon, "I'm not a crook."


JMC said...

add "get scrotal surgery" to the list of things I'd rather do...

benny said...

this bastard should go to jail and let some big 300lb dude use him as his little bitch and see how that feels.

Anonymous said...

The guy was fired By his wife....... The AD.

Anonymous said...

He used to be my youth pastor at a small church in Colorado. He was very immature for his age but he was a good person.

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