Thursday, November 23, 2006
As turkey, stuffing and buckets of alcohol infiltrate Big Picture land, here is a list of things we're thankful for:
-Barbaro's chopstick-like legs
- Shaun Alexander, Jeff Garcia, and Adam Archuleta (to name a few). If not for them, we wouldn't be able to post pictures of their dick-hardening lady friends and pass this off as a sports site.
-The keys U, K, C, F.
-A mute button. How else to avoid Joe Buck, Tim McCarver, Stuart Scott, Woody Paige, (breath), Mark May, Terry Bradshaw, Dan Fouts?
-Jenn Sterger. Who knew poking fun could be so enjoyable?
-Our wonderful commentors. Sure, we'd like more, but our small group of them -- namely JMC, Mini Me, Insomniac, NFL Adam, Twins 15 and Benny -- are much appreciated.
-The NFL Network. If not for it, we'd be stuck with two of the worst fucking NFL games imaginable today.
-Chicks who work in sports.
-College sports. Without them, our couch would not have a defined ass-groove formed on Saturdays.
-Orthodonture. Otherwise our teeth may look like Michael Strahan's.
-Our job. Half of the posts you read are written on the clock. So technically, we are getting paid for this site. Sorta.
-Upsets (if our teams aren't on the short side of them).
-Brandon Roy. Yeah, that's all.
-Goalposts: the center of a great tradition.
-The readers. If nobody was reading, we probably wouldn't be writing. So, yeah, thanks for reading. We appreciate it like you wouldn't believe.
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1. Go fuck yourself
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!