Things in San Francisco were all uppety (adj. feeling good; swell; erect) Sunday after the 49ers beat the Seahawks.
In fact, wide receiver Antonio Bryant was so uppety he decided to take a little joy ride Sunday night. Bryant was arrested on reckless and drunken driving charges after his Lamborghini was seen speeding faster than 100 mph on a freeway.
Ocho Uno, naturally, was uncooperative, as he refused to step out of the car and was verbally abusive. He probably called the cop a fucking porker and threatened to bang his wife.
The article elaborates,
"The officers were forced to use leather restraints to put Bryant in a seated position with his legs straight and his hands cuffed behind his back."
Kinda like an S&M flick. Cool. Win a football game, drive unreasonably fast after a few too many Zimas, and then get tied up.
Sounds like an uppety day.