Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Bull attacks Pistons' fans
Well, not quite. But in a move that was very reminiscent of Ron Artest going into the stands at the Palace of Auburn Hills, a bull entered the crowd during a bullfight in Mexico City Monday. An associate of mine suggested that the bull, "probably was planning that for years." Perhaps "Little Birdy" was.
While no one was killed, many were hurt, and frankly, they probably deserved it. They are supporting a sport (sport?) that doesn't give the bull a fighting chance. Little Birdy was pissed and did everything in its power to fuck up the crowd.
Sadly, it was the bull that was fucked up in the end. After a 30-minute delay to attend to those targeted by the bull, the fight continued and one of the bullfighters stabbed and killed Little Birdy.
But matadors everywhere beware, the bulls are smart and they're plotting against you.
Thanks to NFL Adam and the Hatin' Homeboys over at The Hater Nation for the video link.