Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Big Ben shaves, drinks and comes clean
Benjamin Roethlisberger has finally shaved. After appearing on The Late Show with our homeboy Dave Letterman, Big Ben had his hippie, frat boy beard shaved off with a pair of hedge clippers and Gillette's new Fusion razor.
We're not sure which is more fucked up: Benjamin getting shaved on national TV or Homeboy Dave shaving another man. Either way...
Mr. Roethlisberger also came clean with some information that he wouldn't tell someone who would care -- like an actual reporter -- but instead he tells a late-night TV host that, "I don't think I got in. But we were getting ready to go for it on fourth down anyway, and I would have run it again. So we would have found a way to get in."
(For those of you who don't often read between the lines, he was talking about his controversial TD run.)
Not sure it really matters if he got in or not at this point, but we're sure that all of that thinking gave Big Ben a headache. So did all of his drinking.
In other news: Jake Plummer still has a beard and is working on an endorsement deal with the Green River Killer.