Monday, May 12, 2008

NFC North QBs can't throw very well

That's Detroit Lions quarterback Jon Kitna. You may remember him from making bold preseason predictions, wearing a naked suit for Halloween and getting absolutely pummeled by Shawntae Spencer.

And Jon Kitna is the best quarterback in the NFC North. Take that in for a minute. Deep breath. Good. Now send a letter to the NFL asking if it can realign so that your favorite team can move to the NFC North.

Names to know: Aaron Rodgers, Brian Brohm, Tavaris Jackson, Kyle Orton, Sexy Rexy. Their career stats:

Rodgers, Packers: 0 games started, 59.3 completion %, 1 TDs, 1 INTs, 329 yards, 73.3 rating.
Brohm, Packers: 0 GS, n/a completion %, 0 TDs, 0 INTs, 0 yards, n/a rating.
Jackson, Vikings: 14 GS, 58.1 completion %, 11 TDs, 16 INTs, 2,386 yards, 69.0 rating.
Orton, Bears: 18 GS, 52.0 completion %, 12 TDs, 15 INTs, 2,347 yards, 62.2 rating.
Rexy, Bears: 30 GS, 54.3 completion %, 31 TDs, 33 INTs, 5,907 yards, 70.9.
Kitna, Lions: 111 GS, 59.9 completion %, 147 TDs, 146 INTs, 26,535 yards, 76.9 rating.

Holy fuck-fust! Is the 2008 NFC North the worst quarterback division of all time? Well, not if Jon Kitna has something to say about it!


GMoney said...

Note to self: in your upcoming fantasy football drafts, don't draft anyone not named Peterson for your team.

Patrick said...

add another note....just two years ago Kitna was only at 18k yards. For someone that "supposedly sucks" that is over 8000 yards. 8000 yards and EVERYONE knew we would not run the ball...(see coach Martz) As far as the realignment thing....keep it as it is...I like the fact that the best qb in the division is on our team...along with the Best WR corp...and hopefully one of the best running backs in Kevin Smith! Go Lions!

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