Friday, November 03, 2006

Brady Quinn may star in a movie...


...And no, it isn't Brokeback Mountain 2.

There are reports that Notre Dame quarterback/pretty boy/fudge-packer dick-grabber "friend to the gays?" may star in an upcoming film about the life of former Irish quarterback George Gipp.

Perhaps this would be a good PR move for Quinn. He was recently profiled in Interview and the photo feature was not so much GQ as it was Out.com. A macho role in a movie playing a former stud Irish QB would be good for his reputation.

We all know how well Quinn can throw the ball. He's really a pretty darn good quarterback. But something about him just screams Jeff Garcia rather than, say, Brett Favre.

Could you imagine Quinn in a Cowboys uniform next year? One throw over Terrell Owens' head and TO would out Quinn like fucking Lance Bass.

Though it just seems that Quinn may be better suited for a movie like Brokeback Mountain 2. He'd snuggle up nicely with Jake Gyllenhaal. That dark hair, strong arms, tender skin...ugh, "that's kinda gay."

In other news: Louisville beat West Virginia 44-34 Thursday in the first leg of the Triple Crown.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

brady quinn is not gay

Anonymous said...

HE IS SOOOOO NOT GAY!!!!!

Anonymous said...

brady quinn u r sooo fricken hot omg!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If he IS or if he isn't he's still TOTALLY HOT, either way it dosn't matter. I'll take him as a "friend" or a "Boy Friend"...

Anonymous said...

brady quinn is soo gay!

Shellboy said...

I don't care if he's gay or straight, as far as I'm concerned he's ALL MAN!!! And that's what counts. He's at that "in between stage of his development: boyish, cute adolescent and ultra butch, muscled, manly masterpiece.
I don't care what Benedict XVI says, to me, Brady Quinn is "MANNNNNN-AAAA" from heaven, and it's time to eat. I want to kiss and lick him all over, then I want him to tackle me, pin me down, tie me up, take me over-his-knee and spank me, HARD!! After that I'll give him the best blow job he's ever received. Oh, my, bless me father for I'm definately going to sin-----Corpus Brady, AMEN!!!!

Anonymous said...

Brady is gay. I should know. Hehehehe

Unknown said...

he is not gay
i met him personaly
so i would know

Anonymous said...

Brady is not gay, he was way too rough with me and made me swallow

Anonymous said...

Who cares if Brady Quinn is gay or straight?GET A LIFE,PEOPLE!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

brady is not gay,I know him personally, we go way back. go pick on someone else!!!!!