Joe Buck makes us nauseous

And now we'll be nauseous for two more hours a week.

Via The Mighty MJD, comes the news that Buck, in addition to being the play-by-play guy for the top Fox game each Sunday, will now host Fox's NFL pregame show as well.

Holy fuck!

This is horrible news for most of the country/world/solar system. We don't mind this as much as we should because that pre-game show starts at 8 a.m. on the West Coast, meaning we're still in a deep sleep when Buck is making a mockery of broadcast journalism.

But still, the fact that this douche-weasel is getting what is essentially a promotion is beyond belief. Loyal readers of TBP (that's The Big Picture, smarty) know that we hate Buck with a passion. His voice sounds like sand being thrown against a brick wall. Take the most dull objects you can think of, and, BAM!, you have Joe Buck in a nutshell.

In MJD's post, we compared Buck to Ani DiFranco and then realized if the two mated, their child would be doomed.

Buck doesn't seem destined to have sex with DiFranco, but being the butt-face he is, he doesn't seem destined for sex at all. Loser.

In other news: Matt Leinart and the Arizona Cardinals have finally agreed to terms after Paris Hilton told Leinart that she's only with him for his money.