Monday, August 28, 2006

Jeff Reardon is insane. Really.

Some may recall that former MLB pitcher Jeff Reardon had a brush in with the law in late December.

He was arrested for stealing money from a jewelry story, which sure seemed funny at the time, because who the hell would steal money from a jewelry store? Well, that was answered today.

Reardon was found not guilty of the crime by reason of insanity. Now this makes too much sense -- he's fucking insane! The guy better be if he doesn't think to rip off the actual jewelry.

Of course this is sad and we shouldn't be making light of it. But insane or not, a tip of the cap to the lawyers who got Reardon off. Does this remind anyone else of Primal Fear?

Here's to having Edward Norton play the part of Reardon when the movie comes out. (Clink, clink).

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