In any case, we got to wondering: Was it worth it? Was jumping off the upper deck in Yankee stadium worth the lifetime ban? (let's ignore the probable jail sentence) We think not. Sure, it may have been kinda fun, and yeah, the guy's famous, but any die-hard baseball fan would be devastated to learn they could never see their favorite team in person (at home) ever again.
Which brings us to the subject of this post: What could you do that would get you banned from a stadium, but would still be worth it? In order to qualify the act must be either incredibly fun, so spectacular that you instantly become an international sex-symbol, or so bizarre that it makes for a story that never gets old. Gold star if it satisfies all three.
Please share your ideas in the comments section. Some things to get the discussion started:
Fenway Park, Boston: Bungee jump off the green monster. Steal Manny's Oakley Thumps when you reach bottom.
Wrigley Field, Chicago: Dress up like ivy. Hide in the center field wall. Scare the shit out of Juan Pierre when he goes to track down a fly ball.
McAfee Coliseum, Oakland: Sneak into the upper deck with a few buckets of water. Turn the baggies into a water slide. Try not to fall into the second deck.
Yankee Stadium, New York: Whip it out. Piss all over the NY logo behind home plate.
-Jameson "Pavel Barbados" Costello