Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Breaking facial-hair news
That image you see, go ahead. Click it. Then pause. And realize that a major sports Internet site just wrote a front-page headline and dedicated space to a story about a man's fucking mustache.
Good. Bet writing that article wasn't humiliating for the AP writer who likely thought to himself afterward that it's better than covering a city council meeting.
But, hey, an athlete's facial hair situation is just as hard-hitting and relevant as parking ordinances.