Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Big Picture Categories: Horse-related mascots


King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

Didn't see any of the Colts-'Skins game Sunday, but, hey, football! With real, professional athletes. And Brett Favre had nothing to do with it. Hooray!

Thinking about it, we realized that while the Colts are, well, colts, there is no team in sports called the Horses. But many mascots are a form of horse. Kind of like Barbaro. Barbaro was a horse. A great one.

But we're not talking about real (or dead) horses today. We're talking about mascots. Horse-related mascots in any sport, pro or college. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. One -- one! -- answer per comment, assbags. First person to blow it has to fuck a horse. On a related note, we once wrote a post about this. We thought it was perhaps the funniest thing ever published in the history of the Internet or history itself.

We'll start with one that doesn't give any more away: Indianapolis Colts.

All right, animal lovers. Slang your horse-mascot knowledge in the comments.

58 comments:

Lanebc2 said...

SMU Mustangs

Chris said...

Boise State University Broncos

Bokolis said...

Calgary Stampeders...Quick Six the Touchdown Horse

Bokolis said...
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GMoney said...

Western Michigan Broncos

and

Colt Brennan

Chuck Schick said...

CFL: Baltimore Stallions

Anonymous said...

Ughh, Denver Broncos

klemmer said...

First person to blow it has to fuck a horse

I didn't realize this was Would You Do Rebecca Lobo.

KC Chiefs- "Warpaint"

Justin C. Cliburn said...

University of Central Oklahoma Bronchos with an H!

Bazooka Jones said...

Does the Houston Colt .45's count?

Named after a gun named after a horse.

Anonymous said...

Murray State Racers

THN said...

Cal Poly Mustangs

Anonymous said...

That girl in Tiajuana who does things to the horse.

carlo said...

good Job! :)

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World Soccer, his vision taking him to Japan, where I finished my playing career almost a decade before everywone else followed for the recent World Cup.

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