Thursday, July 10, 2008

Bill? Bill Romanowski?

Sometimes you see unexpected things in unexpected places. Like the other night I found myself in an unexpected place. My friend wanted me to pick up a 2 ounce wheatgrass shot and sent me to Cafe Gratitude. If you've never been there, be grateful. This place reinforces every cliched stereotype about Berkeley that you can imagine. It's like walking into a tofu tunnel and leaving with a yoga mat and pair of Birkenstocks.

So there I was in the "What are you grateful for?" palace, when I look at the counter and see none other than Bill Romanowski. What?! But yeah, there he was. In all his sweatpantsed glory. Talking with some chump over a salad. I think it was the "I am fulfilled." Not exactly where you would expect to find a brawling, spitting, roid-head.

So I gluten-freed my way out of there and got to thinking: What is Bill grateful for? I started a list of possibilities:

-His ability to segue a football career into a movie career.
-Steroids.
-He only had to pay $340,000 to Marcus Williams after crushing his eye socket.
-Elton John.
-John Elway.
-Blogging.

What do you think Bill is grateful for?

Oh and the question of the day at Gratitude? What are you awakening to? Gag me.

9 comments:

Chris said...

What are you awakening to?

Probably your boyfriend's balls on your chin.

Bokolis said...

I'm surprised that they allowed themselves to end sentences with a preposition. I'm sure that, each day, there's at least one egghead who points it out to them.

Supplement Boy is grateful that the coattails two big-time QBs allowed a role player a 4-ring ride.

rstiles said...

Unlike Zach, I am grateful that I am able to take a healthy dump at least twice a day...

Taking 1 dump is good...taking 2 dumps is heaven!

JMC said...

Stiles, I totally agree!

GMoney said...

Romanowski and Bobby Hebert...you guys are turning into quite the socialites.

The Big Picture said...

way to rub it in, stiles. asshole!

lipner said...

i'm grateful that my wife doesn't make me go to that fucking place. but i'd consider it if i could sit at a communal table with romo and talk shit to him...

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Tim said...

Good Job! :)