
No, no, no! You have it all wrong, Craig Sager. Purple does
not go with the brown shoes. Nope. All wrong.
Then again, "all wrong," is a pretty accurate way to describe Sager's fashion sense and overall demeanor. The man is embarrassing himself and the sport-coat-and-slacks look for men in general. You know it, we know it and
Kevin Garnett knows it.
The best word to describe Sager: gimmicky. We fucking hate gimmicks and Sager switching up his blazer like Mr. Rogers and his fucking sweaters has no place in sports.
You can see a wide variety of Sager's gimmicks
here and cringe at every one. It's not that Sager is even that bad at what he does, which we think is something made only for
attractive women. But when he pulls that shit with his wardrobe, he's begging not to be taken seriously. His shenanigans make him appear more like a circus clown than a reporter.
But maybe in another life Sager was a clown. Or perhaps Ronald McDonald could provide the TNT and TBS audiences with occasional sideline updates.
3 comments:
Craig Sager should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
You hate gimmicks, huh???
CoughWouldYouDoTournamentCough
touche, gmoney. touche.
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