King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.Today is the release of the new Keanu Reeves flick Street Kings, which may or may not be horrible. It stars Common and The Game, so how could it go wrong? It got us thinking though, since Keanu is without doubt the best actor in the history of acting, we thought we'd brainstorm some of his movies by bringing back Big Picture Categories.
We'll start with his best: Point Break.
Roach: Hey man, I'm cold. Really cold.
Johnny Utah: You're cold because all of the blood is running out of your body Roach. You're gonna be dead soon.
We know you all love Keanu, so time to slang that knowledge in the comments. (Quotes welcomed!)




16 comments:
I freely admit that I checked IMDB, but that was for a listing of his stunt work in gay porn. There were no listings...I reported the vandalism.
In keeping with the blog's theme, The Replacements.
Have to go w/ Speed.
The Matrix
The Devil's Advocate both sucked and blew.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Hard Ball
bill and ted's bogus journey
Point Break. Anthony Kiedis gets shot in the foot. Solid.
spencer, you douche, Point Break was already used, first.
now for the next douche, me: A Walk in the Clouds.
That's right, I'm retarded. Let's go with Constantine.
This was up for the Oscar but didn't win: Johnny Mnemonic. Really, really, strong performance. Unbeatable script.
chain reaction
The Lake House!!!
Does "Speed 3: Glacier of Doom" count?
what about this classic...Parenthood. next to The Bill and Ted movies maybe the best movie he has been in...hahaha
It looked somewhat interesting, but I never saw it, partly because of Keanu...
A Scanner Darkly
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