Thursday, November 08, 2007

Holy Shit!


Bored? Need a change in your life? Kinda need to take a dump? Look no further.
Police in Naples, Fla., are on the lookout for users of "jenkem," a homemade drug created by allowing human urine and feces to ferment in a bottle with a balloon covering the opening. Users inhale the released methane gas from the balloon to get a "euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine, but with strong hallucinations of times past."
This seems like the perfect thing for Mike Vick to do in prison. And it's a helluva lot cheaper than blow.

[There's a good chance this is just a hoax, but we highly encourage you try for yourself.]

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've done this and that shit is off the hook no pun intended..Do it while you're taking a shit the smell won't get to you. It's kind of like doing whipits, but better...You feel me..

JMC said...

if this is real, and I hope to God it's not... but if it is, that is the most foul and disgusting thing I've ever seen. Ok, no it isn't, but it's fucking disgusting. As a friend of ours once said "Ew."

Zach, you know who I'm talkin 'bout.

GMoney said...

Jenkem is for people that can't afford crack.

Anonymous said...

Thank god the media keeps telling us new ways to get high. I never would have inhaled Dust-off if they didn't tell me about it

Kevin Hayward said...

That's disgusting.

Anonymous said...

I know 2 kids who are really into drugs that heard about this on the news and now they use it a few times a week. I think they're starting to get hooked on it. It's so disgusting! They always smell like they defecated on themselves, and they pretty much did!

Anonymous said...

i heard it's like getting a dirty sanchez...

Anonymous said...

Beavis and Butthead cheap high seeking mother fuckers. This must be the most foul and disgusting way to get fizzled. A word to the not so wise... Smoke pot, its cheap!