Bored? Need a change in your life? Kinda need to take a dump? Look no further.
Police in Naples, Fla., are on the lookout for users of "jenkem," a homemade drug created by allowing human urine and feces to ferment in a bottle with a balloon covering the opening. Users inhale the released methane gas from the balloon to get a "euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine, but with strong hallucinations of times past."This seems like the perfect thing for Mike Vick to do in prison. And it's a helluva lot cheaper than blow.
[There's a good chance this is just a hoax, but we highly encourage you try for yourself.]