Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Big Picture Categories: Pornstars

King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

Fuck sports for a day. What have sports ever done for you anyway? It won't get your rocks off, that's for sure.

Today's category then will be naming female pornstars. Since there are hundreds of 'em, start off the comments with the famous ones and your personal favorites. We'll then work our way down to the barely legal ones who you'd likely catch herpes from just by being in the same room as them. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. First person to mess up gets to star in "A Few Hard Men."

We'll being with a hotty (and former Cowboys cheerleader -- see, this is a sports site): Kira Kener.

All right, sports fans. Show off your porn knowledge in the comments.

77 comments:

Luke Bell said...

My personal favorite: Eve Lawrence

Anonymous said...

Lets go with the best in my opinion - Jenna Jameson......

rstiles said...

I am going to show my age today and go with a lot of 80s and 90s porn stars

My favorite - Amber Lynn!!

flohtingPoint said...

Ah man, I can't believe someone already said Eve =(. I'll guess I'll have to go with the woman that ruined sex for me for like three months, Ava Devine...

It doesn't matter what woman you come across on this planet, nobody can hump like her. And god forbid you ever try to get a woman to do some of the stuff she does, she'll be out of your apartment quicker than you can say "but baby, this dildo is only five and a half inches wide..."

Anonymous said...

My ATF Ginger Lynn

Anonymous said...

Ava Vincent

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me?
Is there any other than Brianna Banks????

Anonymous said...

My favorite, the girl next door (if you have a very hot girl who lives next door), Jennifer Stewart

JMC said...

one of my personal favorites: Taylor Rain

Robinson said...

By far, my favorite: Candy Manson. Not real well known yet. Looks like Christina Aguilera with enormous, cartoonish tits.

flohtingPoint said...

Brianna Banks and Jenna Jameson? They're one step away from spanking to a magazine. I like it for the women to have some form of life to them, like Shyla Stylez.

Robinson said...

Oh yeah, I'd already posted a pic of her on my site today, if you're interested in what Candy Manson looks like.
http://theaceofspades.wordpress.com/2007/11/14/happy-birthday-janine/

GMoney said...

Finally a great topic!!! I'm pissed that I missed out on bringing up Eve Lawrence.

Let's bring out another favorite, Carmella Bing.

rstiles said...

Here is another oldie
Nina Hartley

GMoney said...

Let's see matt try to get a list of these broads!!!

Anonymous said...

Jill Kelly

Robinson said...

Krystal Steal

flohtingPoint said...

Krystal Steal is hot as hell but she is so lifeless... Sometimes I just want to scream at her as she looks so bored while getting it. Watch any film of hers, she does the same thing while getting jammed, she just says "uhhh yea, uhh yea" over and over again in the same tone.

Robinson said...

Fair Enough. Nobody likes a dead lay.

james brown stains said...

Brooke Haven

GMoney said...

Amy Reid...fantastic.

Anonymous said...

Monique Alexander

Anonymous said...

Chasey Laine

flohtingPoint said...

Eva Angelina. No man can deny wanting to blast the glasses...

rstiles said...

Candy Evens

GMoney said...

Puma Swede

rstiles said...

I think I'm going to quit my job and get in the porn business....there gotta be 6 or 7 women here in ohio who would be willing to be in amateaur porns...

Bokolis said...

Rebeca Linares

Robinson said...

Jeanna Fine

Anonymous said...

Kobe Tai

Anonymous said...

Hotter than fire, finer than frog hair - Jenna Haze

Anonymous said...

Jenteal

Anonymous said...

Stephanie Swift

Jarrett Carter said...

Karrine Steffans

Robinson said...

Jesse Jane. Can't believe we went through upwards of 30 without anyone taking her.

Anonymous said...

oh my god Jesse Jane is the best! props to the above poster...

Anyways:

Mary Carey

Robinson said...

I'll go with Asia Carrera, if nobody else is taking.

The Big Picture said...

it's clear nobody here likes porn.

a newby, but hotty with giant fake cans: Kimberly franklin.

rstiles said...

One of my all-time favorites

Tori Wells

Robinson said...

tyler faith

One More Dying Quail said...

Gianna Michaels

JMC said...

now that the day is over let me throw out two more that I think weren't mentioned:

Luna Lane
Tawny Roberts

Anonymous said...

Anna Nova

Anonymous said...

mercedez

The Big Picture said...

sunrise adams -- uugghgh, na na na na

Anonymous said...

Jana Cova

Anonymous said...

lezley zen

Anonymous said...

Carmen Luvana

Anonymous said...

Bree Olson

Zooty said...

Gauge

Anonymous said...

Nikki Dial

Anonymous said...

Racquel Darrian

rstiles said...

Hypathia Lee

Anonymous said...

Inari Vachs

Anonymous said...

Here is two of my favorites:

Jeanette Littledove from the 80's
and Lanny Barbie

Anonymous said...

old school (& RIP) Lisa DeLeeuw

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget
Christy Canyon and her ample talents.

Anonymous said...

Nicole Sheridan

Anonymous said...

Raylene

Anonymous said...

Juliana Kincaid

Anonymous said...

softcore fav:

Susan Featherly

Anonymous said...

August Avila

Anonymous said...

julia ann

Anonymous said...

Kaylani Lei

Anonymous said...

Katie Morgan

Post-plastic surgery

Anonymous said...

Jill Kelly

Anonymous said...

Cheyenne Silver

Yummy!!!

Anonymous said...

Niki Wylde!

jmorrisking said...

Nice Canadian goodness with Nikki Dial...and who can forget Anastasia Blue getting crushed by numerous blacks on a regular basis...

Fletch said...

I'm with G-Money - Amy Reid.

By the way, (at least before this one) there are 69 comments. Fitting.

Good Taste said...

How in the hell has Tory Lane not been mentioned? Enthusiastic, hot as hell.

Sasha Knox, Jenna Presley and Sasha Grey get second nods as well.

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Michael said...

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free porn said...

carmella bing is my fav

Anonymous said...

Racquel Darrian. I saw her stripping once and got a private room session afterward. She let me suck on her tits while I jacked off. Awesome!