Thursday, November 22, 2007
Ever been to Mt. Shasta? It's nice. Active volcano. Could blow at any moment. (Not really, but that shit in "Dante's Peak" was dormant too and then went off. Scary.)
Anyway, as turkey, stuffing and buckets of alcohol infiltrate Big Picture land, here is a list of things we're thankful for:
-"Half your age plus seven." Only way we could justify hittin' it with Stokke.
-This video of Joe Buck by Burly Sports. Friggin' hilarious.
-Silicon and saline. Masturbation sessions would never be the same.
-Booze. How else to get over miserable years by Bay Area and University of Washington teams?
-Gateway drugs. How else to get involved with hard drugs to watch these bullshit NFL games today.
-Our wonderful commenters. You guys fucking rock! Really, especially when we play Categories. You all kill at that. So thanks.
-Emailers. More, more, more! We're always looking for strange stories around the country. Tip us off by emailing us here.
-Slingbox. That thing is the shit. We can watch Bay Area TV from Seattle. Hellooooo Warriors!
-Firefox. Using Internet Explorer is like counting grains of sand on Miami Beach.
-Pocahontas. Pocahontas is fucking fine. She has something to do with Thanksgiving, right? We really thought that Disney flick about her woulda made for a good porno.
We're taking Friday off, so we'll see you Monday. Have a Happy Thanksgiving and we encourage hour-long jerk sessions all weekend.