Us? We root for the Giants. Why? Fantastic question. Can't be that exciting offense. Not the optimism that comes with a youthful team. Probably something about going to Candlestick Park before we could a.) walk, b.) talk, or c.) give bedroom eyes to that busty chick who's not sure why you stretch in the middle of the seventh, but makes a point to stretch a bit too suggestively, makes us pull for the hometown team.
But no more.*
The nation's rooting interests should collectively be turned towards Tampa Bay, where the Devil Rays' compilation of young talent is like a box of chocolates without any of those truffles with the fucking nuts and berries inside; no bad pieces.
The outfield of Carl Crawford, Delmon Young and Elijah Dukes can't be topped. And we love B.J. Upton at third, in a non-committal kind of way.
Our suggestion you root for the D-Rays might be a bit much. We feel we've been telling you what to do too much lately. That's a bit pushy of us. It's only Tuesday, after all.
*Not a truthful statement.