Monday, June 12, 2006

Who the fuck is Eric Musselman?

Well, he's apparently the new coach of the Sacramento Kings. We find it a bit odd that Sacto would fire a coach who guided them to numerous playoff appearances, but some people just don't settle for less than a championship.

Musselman last coached the Golden State Warriors to a near-.500 record a few years back. Of course it wasn't actually .500 because the Warriors haven't seen the land of mediocrity since about 1992. They just are constant shit.

Musselman was a famed CBA coach and had a career record of 270-122 while in that league. We're not entirely sure what Musselman's been up to since the Warriors gig, but perhaps he's been making motivational videos.

And based on Musselman's losing record as an NBA head coach, we think he's missing about 25 of those essential skills to be a successful coach.

Read other Who the fuck is...: Mel Kiper Jr.; Chris Shelton; George Mason; Pat Venditte; Sidney Lowe; Orestes Destrade.


twins15 said...

Actually I think Musselman knows his stuff... it's just that any time you coach in Golden State, bad things usually happen.

Anonymous said...

Approaching .500 with the Warriors is the same as winning 65 games in a year with any other NBA team. Read up on how Musselman prepared a 100-page scouting report for the Maloofs and snatched the job away from their in-house candidate, John Whisenant. In case you were trying to figure out what he's been up to since the Warriors fired him, you should have watched the NBA playoffs and spotted Muss on the bench as an assistant coach for the Memphis Grizzlies. That's "who the fuck Eric Musselman" is. Who the fuck are you?

Anonymous said...

I'm in "a bit" late but I've got two words for you...
Chris Mullen. He couldn't manage Arby's.