Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Breaking News: Lisa Guerrero is way hot

From the website that told you that Reggie Bush will likely turn pro, The Big Picture has learned that sports broadcaster Lisa Guerrero has posed in the January 2006 issue of Playboy.

Guerrero, 41 and outta-this-world hot, has previously modeled for FHM and has appeared in many lousy TV shows and movies. After acting, Guerrero went in to sportscasting and has been on ABC's Monday Night Football, some crap on Fox Sports Net and currently works on the Best Damn Sports Show Period.

Asked why Guerrero would make a good fit on sports broadcasts, FOX spokesman Tom Arnold said, "Because she's hot."

Guerrero has no formal training in broadcast journalism, but it's not needed when you have been a professional cheerleader (for the Rams) and have posed for sexy magazines.

Guerrero is married to either former or current washed up MLB pitcher (I'm not sure which), Scott Erickson. He says he fell in love with her for her extensive sports knowledge.

After shooting a nude pictorial of Guerrero, Playboy has gotten the idea to do a Girls of Sportscasting spread. They are talking with ESPN's Suzy Kolber, Linda Cohn and Sam Ryan.

In other news: MNF waives goodbye to ABC and will head to ESPN next season where the games will be called by Lon McEachern and Norman Chad.


JMC said...

whoa. Is she really 41? I hope whoever I end up marrying looks one eighth that good when she's 41.

I can't wait to hear the poker boys calling some football. Hopefully somebody will fumble and Norman will say "He dropped that ball just like my 53rd wife dropped me."

Corey said...

She's married to No. 5 start and No. 1 dickhead Scott Erickson.

Anonymous said...

For her age she definitely is. Has she ever had a baby yet? I'm sure her husband there must be trying to get pregnant after now three or four years of marriage.