Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Big Picture Categories: Final Four teams


King's Cup might be the best drinking game out there. Everyone has their own version, there's ample drinking and sometimes -- on a few lucky occasions -- hot chicks end up naked. One of the best "games" in King's Cup is Categories, which often is represented by the Jack card. In Categories, the person who draws the card says a category (fast food joints, baseball stadiums, etc.) and everyone must go around the circle naming one until somebody stumbles. When that person fucks up, they drink. Make sense? Good.

We're 10 days until March, which is arguably the best sports month of the year. College hoops, baseball, college hoops. Nets will be getting cut down and courts stormed sooner than you think. We're close to tourney time and we don't feel we've addressed the college game nearly enough around here.

So let's get in the mood of March Madness with some tournament-related categories. Today's game is naming every Final Four team in the history of the Big Dance. We'll start and you guys continue in the comments. You can go again after every five comments. One -- one! -- answer per comment, assbags. First person to blow it gets to take a body shot off of Coach K.

We'll start a great one: George Mason.

Let's go, tourney fans. Make it happen in the comments.

31 comments:

rstiles said...

Penn...

They went in 1979 and got whooped by Magic Johnson and Michigan State

Anonymous said...

CCNY,

Last team to win the NCAA and NIT in the same year.....1951 i think.

Luke Bell said...

A little love for my Wisconsin Badgers, who made it in 2000.

Anonymous said...

VCU: 2008

james brown stains said...

Duke 54 or something times those fucks.

GMoney said...

Texas Western, ya racists!

Chris Mottram said...

Thanks for starting with Mason, my alma mater. Fine institution.

I guess since GMU's off the list I'll go with my first love: Murrrrryland!

(VCU sucks donkey dick.)

rstiles said...

North Carolina Charlotte with Cornbread Maxwell...they lost a 1 point heartbreaker to Marquette

Joe D said...

Greatest school in the country, The University of Michigan

JMC said...

my alma mater, Virginia, back in the ralph sampson days

Anonymous said...

rock chalk jayhawk kkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuu

The Kansas Jayhawks multiple times but how bout with Danny and the Miracles booya

Dr. Dawg said...

UW 1953 with Bob Houbregs.

Anonymous said...

'Melo and the 'Cuse

Anonymous said...

illinois

JMC said...

THE Ohio State University

GMoney said...

Villanova...Rollie Massimino bitches!!!

Anonymous said...

Arizona

The Big Picture said...

indiana as a no. 5 in 2000(?)

Bokolis said...

1990 UNLV Runnin' Rebels...ran train on those sissies from Duke in the final.

Anonymous said...

Seton Hall baby!!!

Anonymous said...

has no one said UCLA?! They've been there quite a bit.

rstiles said...

Notre Dame - Digger took them 1 time

Basshole said...

Florida 1994, 2000, 2006, 2007

The Big Picture said...

marquette with d-wade the year 'cuse won it.

Anonymous said...

Louisville-2005?
MSU-2005
UCLA-2006, 07
Ohio State-07,

Anonymous said...

The Hilltoppers of Western Kentucky (1971)

rstiles said...

Kentucky

Neil Joshi said...

Oklahoma in 2002

Spencer said...

That's IU as a 5 seed in 2002.

Bokolis said...

1991 UNLV Runnin' Rebels...refs and Stacy Augmon were paid off to, respectively, call 3 phantom fouls on Greg Anthony and douse his hands in motor oil.

While not the same sissies that got gang-raped the year before, Duke should have lost that game by double digits. The haters- and there were plenty of haters- took down UNLV's perfect season.

Chase said...

Jimmy V's N.C. State Squad