Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Glen Rice beat the shit out of monster in wife's closet

This is a few days old and monsters don't actually exist, but former NBAer Glen Rice found himself in some legal trouble after he kicked the hell out of a man (likely nude) hiding in his estranged wife's closet.
Former Miami Heat star Glen Rice was arrested Friday on a felony battery charge after police say he beat a man he found hiding in his estranged wife's closet.

Rice went to the home of estranged wife Christina Rice and punched Alberto Perez several times, police said. Perez fled the home and called police. He received a cut to his forehead that needed nine stitches, police said.
Just like a scene out of The Last Boy Scout, an awesome '90s shoot-'em-up with Damon Wayans as a washed up, coked-up former football star, Bruce Willis as a tired, disgruntled detective and Halle Berry as a stripper. (You get to see her cans, sorta. NSFW video action here!)

Anyway, Bruce Willis goes into his estranged (perhaps divorced?) wife's house, talks to her, gets all detective-y, sees the toilet seat up in the bathroom, opens the closet, sees his best friend (or something like that) naked, knocks him around, and then said best friend gets blown up in a car by the bad guys.

The moral of the story? The guy who got his ass kicked by Glen Rice is going to get blown up by the bad guys from The Last Boy Scout.

Oh, and Rice's wife is a total MILF. Why Glen ever let her become estranged boggles the mind. We'll happily get our ass kicked by him to hump with her.

15 comments:

GMoney said...

Was the guy in the closet, Rumeal Robinson???

Bokolis said...

Isn't that the same broad that, a la Brenda Warner, used to flap her gums about how the team was using him?

Just goes to show you that, no matter how hot a broad is, somewhere, there's a guy who is sick of her shit.

She's smokin' but doesn't fit my definition of the "M" in MILF (any kids have to have reached puberty). I think she was in Whale Tails and Tramp Stamps, catching it from Lexington Steele.

Anonymous said...

The man in the closet was Alberto "Beto" Perez. He is the inventor of Zumba...a class that Christy attends very regularly. Beto's Zumba videos are the #1 home workout video's (new ones about to be realeased this month). They've been messing around for quite a while.

Anonymous said...

They actually were a couple - Christy and Alberto, that is. They went out in public and she told him and everyone she was divorced. Sneaky b*@$%h

Anonymous said...

someone get the story straight..... she went out with that guy AFTER they separated and NO he was not hiding in the closet... he was over to her house where Glen no longer had any business going... He should have thought a?b what he was doing when he messed up his marriage to her.... and clearly no one here understands the relationship they had..... they were a beautiful and classy couple and she was right to stand up for her man for taking heat in the loss to the pacers when they barely even played him that night.... like she said there was not much he could have done from the bench..... if only all women stood up for their hubby's that way.... what she does when she is divorced is not anyone's business but hers.....

Anonymous said...

AMEN>>>>>> I have yet to see another NBA wife as hot as her..... she was the total package Beautiful, faithful, and classy..........

Bokolis SMOKIN' she is and why would she need Lexington Steele when she had Glen Rice right next to her??????
They were a hot couple... Glen should not have slept on that.... typical of the retired athlete to let it all go.....

Anonymous said...

O how funny to see how karma actually turns out to be true. in this case. money hungry sluts such as she should have been smarter to not bring a slimey man around her kids and sleep with him when they are awake. what man wouldnt get mad? im sick of seeing these selfless women being praised for their husbands work. they didnt do shit but stand next to them and pose. so i think i agree with majority.."GO GLEN!" meet someone with class and dignity! ha she probably thought she would make Glen look bad, when actually everyone thinks shes a whore! nice going Christina

Anonymous said...

That's what Glen get for messing and marrying a white girl. Stupid!!

Anonymous said...

Actually this girl is Cuban and not white! Learn ya facts first please!

Sherry said...

MONEY GRUBBING CUBAN WHORE!! POOR KIDS.....THEY'LL PROBABLY HATE HER WHEN THEY GET OLD ENOUGH TO REALIZE EXACTLY WHAT SHE IS! A WHORE, AND A TACKY, CHEAP, NOT PAYING HER WAY INTO EVEN AN EVENT FOR CHARITY WHORE!!! S-C-U-M.....
GOD BLESS HER CHILDREN....

Anonymous said...

WHOSE NEXT? OPEN THE CLOSET DOOR AND OLD FIDEL CASTRO HIMSELF MIGHT JUST FALL OUT!! ONLY IF HE HAS ANY MONEY LEFT OF COURSE ; ) DON'T HIT HIM TO ALL YOU MEN THAT MIGHT EVEN THINK SHE'S GOT SOMETHING WORTH GOING TO JAIL FOR, TRUST ME, ALL WOMEN HAVE ONE, MOST BETTER THAN HERS I'M SURE. WE ALL KNOW THEY WEREN'T PUT THERE JUST TO SIT ON!!! SHE'S NOT SPECIAL, TRUST ME!!

Anonymous said...

Wow both Christy and Larsa are cheap whores, money hungry, only want a brother for his money. If they were broke, both brothers would have sisters.

Anonymous said...

Is Beto married? Who is Cristy dating now?

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Apollo Pharaoh said...

None of my business!