That dotted line signifies a change in thought.
Do you ever wonder what it'd be like to have two dicks?
We don't ask that hypothetically. What if you really had two dicks? Would that not be the most awesome thing in the history of history?
You could masturbate twice as much.
Women might find you weird.
Baylor is our new favorite team. We're going to root for them in everything they do that isn't against the Washington Huskies.
Five OTs is 25 minutes of free basketball. The players probably felt like Gumby afterwards, but they put on a helluva show.
Probably should be spelled probabbabbly.
Our Presidential vote is up in the air. Whichever candidate (in our registered party) says that the work week will now be Monday through Thursday has our vote.
Here are two funny pictures from reader JMC's Flickr page.
Flickr should have an E in it.
We play in a Pac-10 fantasy basketball league at work.
Ten teams, five players per team. Scoring is like this: 1 point per point; 1.5 points per rebound; 2.5 points per assist.
That makes guys like Jon Brockman, Kevin Love and Ryan Anderson hugely valuable because they're all good for a double-double every time out.
Our top player is O.J. Mayo. (We got him at No. 4 behind Brockman, Anderson and Love). He should stop hanging out with Carmelo Anthony. The party they were at was probably pretty fun if 'Melo stayed up past his bedtime.
We don't really understand tennis -- how it works or why people like it. It seems redundant, no? Suppose basketball is too. OK, throw that last point out.
We watched both women's semifinals matches of the Australian Open. People have been talking how all four are total hotties.
We'd need a pitcher of Long Islands and some date rape drugs before we served any of them.
Though the one with the white outfit in the second semi (starts with an H, ends with a OVA???) totally had hard nipples. Hot.
The other one was sweating from her breasts.
Our buddy Josh of The Beautiful Game brought up a great idea: what if instead of the Super Bowl, the Patriots played the NFC Pro Bowl team?
That would make for a much better game.
We're not one for predictions, but NE: 31, NFC: 24. A late Favre interception seals it.
Really though, it would be a neat experiment. The Patriots are essentially a Pro Bowl squad already and they have chemistry that you don't see from All-Star teams. And defense. The NFC Pro Bowlers probably don't play defense.
Our boy GMoney of The Money Shot fame had a great suggestion to give a shameless plug for The Hater Nation and its wonderful roast of Georgia Frontiere. That site just doesn't hold back. Spectacular.
Tomorrow is Friday, which is one day closer to Saturday.