Thursday, July 05, 2007

If the RGX Body Spray Girl jumped off a bridge...

...we'd make sure to bang her first!

This commercial was on like all day yesterday, so if you were BBQing, parading or fireworking and missed it, here she is below.



Gotta say, the ad folks at Right Guard are doing a helluva job. Rachel Spector (we were disappointed too when we learned she had a real name) could tell us to smear shit all over ourselves and we'd do it complaint-free. So when she wants us to put on good smelling body spray, that's a no-brainer. (Truth: we don't fuck around with the body spray. OLD SPICE FOR LIFE, BITCHES!!!)

If the Right Guard team wants to go a step further in advancing their product, they should do a Willy Wonka-esque contest where 10 lucky buyers of RGX get to stick it in RGX Body Spray Girl's ass. We'd surely buy a few cans.

(And we just got a call from the HR people at Right Guard about or idea. We're talking money as we speak).

10 comments:

The Beautiful Game said...

good call, fuck body spray

Larry Brown said...

Dude, I cannot get over her. Great minds think alike

tecmo_bowl_bo_jackson said...

But I love her...

rstiles said...

I just watched that video....and uhhhh, I just nutted in my pants....

I gotta go home and change....catch ya later

Bob said...

yes, yes, yes!

Jordi said...

Second hottest commercial girl behind Jill Wagner of the Mercury commercials.

That said, Ms. Spector (or Mrs. Scrubbings as she is known in my house) does need to be on a little less often. Every commericial break I'm poppin' wood. Kinda tough to get anything done around the house.

Donny Caldwell said...

I'm with ya on the Old Spice for life. Body Spray is for impressoniable 13 year olds. But I hope it keeps selling so they make commercials like those...

NFL Adam said...

Dude, there's a better commercial if you scroll through the bottom. Check out the one of her in the clevage top, leaning forward.

NFL Adam said...

oh, and Larry Brown still thinks that Russell Martin is hotter than this chick.

Anonymous said...

excellent tag