Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Bonds' former mistress likes talking and being naked

We find it perfectly reasonable that Barry Bonds’ ex mistress is willing to talk to the public about her relationship with the soon-to-be home run king; she did testify in front of a grand jury after all.

And hey, who better to talk to than Playboy! While naked!

The Playboy article, accompanied by a nude pictorial of Kimberly Bell, is scheduled to hit newsstands Oct. 1. The 37-year-old Bell said the article will cover details of her relationship with Bonds that she told a grand jury investigating the perjury allegations in 2005.
We’re happy to report that the photo shoot was “one of the most liberating experiences” of her life. Removing your clothing has that effect, we’re told.

Oh, and for the record, when we venture a peek at Playboy we don’t read the articles. Like ever.


-Adam Landres-Schnur

7 comments:

NFL Adam said...

Isn't she renting out Zach's room this summer?

twins15 said...

does anyone read the articles?

rstiles said...

She is not hot, but she has great cock-sucking lips!

GMoney said...

Honestly, I read the articles. With the internetting and whatnot, I don't need to see a J-List actress trying to resurrect her dead career. Give me 20 questions with Paul Rudd or something else. I'll leave the naked chick viewing for the web.

I am a model American.

McBain said...

Yikes. She looks, uh, worn.

Getting Soaw said...

Same issue as Kim Kasharidan? Then maybe I'll have a look . . .

My Hero Zero said...

God, I hate it when women get naked and then want to...talk.