Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Yao Ming could do like waaay better

Hey, Yao Ming's getting married. To a woman.
China's All Star NBA centre Yao Ming will wed his teenage sweetheart Ye Li from Shanghai in August, after an eight-year courtship, state press reported Monday.

"This is a match based on pure love," the paper said.

Pure love. So that's what they call it now. Ask Yao why they're getting married and he'd say, "性是粪," which is Chinese for, "the sex is the shit."

The bed-play better be good cuz this gal ain't exactly gonna turn heads. Um, do they make kegs of Long Islands? They better fucking start...

But her personality must be a 10. That, or she can do some wild shit with her tongue.

27 comments:

twins15 said...

This reminds me of a shtick they had on the TV show Arrested Development (one of the funniest shows ever)... one kid was dating a plain-looking girl, so any conversation he had about her with anyone else basically went like this:

"I love her. She's really funny."
"I'd hope so."

twins15 said...

Either that, or the conversation went like this:

"I'm in love with Ann."
"Her?"

rstiles said...

20 dolla - sucky sucky...yes...sucky sucky

GMoney said...

She's at least 6 feet tall!!! The Chinese are going to take over the world.

WCT said...

judging by the fact that Yao is 7'5" or whatever, and she come up to his shoulder, she has got to be like 6'7"!!

Unknown said...

she's probably the only Chinese babe that can take the Yao Ding

Anonymous said...

she is 6'3" and plays for the chinese national basketball team (or at least she used to).

Unknown said...

Since when has getting married cut into an NBA player's action?
This girl is for making giant Yao babies.
She's not that bad looking anyway and probably won't baloon up after having kids. More picture of her here:
http://sports.sohu.com/1/0903/84/subject213788439.shtml

Unknown said...

Here's a link that works-
http://tinyurl.com/2dq6cf

ColeTrain said...

She really isn't that bad looking. The pic on the site is horrible, but the ones on the above links are pretty good.

Loren said...

What, is she funny or something?

Anonymous said...

oh yeah, i'd throw it in her gash

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

You're new to this whole sports blogosphere, aren't you?

GMoney said...

anon 12:03, Yao is not that hot, huh???

Thanks, that was a well-thought out post.

Kevin Hayward said...

Twins, Arrested Development is a hilarious show. I liked Michael's line: "It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face!" Or something to that effect.

As for Yao, she does seem to be very tall. Maybe that was high on his priority list. Perhaps he is working to replenish the Chinese national basketball team and he wants the best gene pool available.

Anonymous said...

The level of racism in these comments is nauseating. Perhaps other cultures have different, but equally valid ideas of what "beautiful" means? And that they'd rather have a loving wife than a psychotic bulimia victim?

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Yao supposed to be dating Nia Long or something?

Anonymous said...

You guys just don't understand China... That's Yao's official wife... she is not the only hen on the Yao farm :)

Anonymous said...

What's wierd about the link that someone posted with multiple pictures of her is that she looks very different with varied degree quality of her look.

wrecka said...

Who needs looks when u got $$$$. NBA players or pro athletes for that matter make millions of dollars, that alone will get you a groupies. Even the benchriders can pull a groupie or 2.

Anonymous said...

I can't tell which one is her in the links above. Are they all pictures of her, or different members of her team. Now I know why the Chinese student association comes to the door I bounce.

Anonymous said...

no offense but they will make the tallest player in the entire world!!!

Anonymous said...

(on a sign 6'9" off the ground in China)
You must be at least this tall to ride the Yao.

Anonymous said...

Yao could have gotten a psycho cracker skank like Britney Spears {+( You know, Ye Le would never marry any of you losers hehehe.

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Host PPH said...

I concur with you but it is his taste of women and you don't know if she is a specialist in bed.