Monday, June 18, 2007

Housekeeping

Hi everybody. Happy Monday. Try to take an extra long lunch today...you'll feel better come Friday if you do.

We're in a transitional period -- hold that thought:
"Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."
Sorry. Needed to get that one in there.

As we were saying, transitional period. Our summer job is starting and that means a week in the woods with booze, grass and hookers. And by booze, grass and hookers, we really mean booze, grass and coworkers.

So we'll be camping, unable to get near a computer, and will have to resort to masturbating by imagination which, to us, is like pretending to get drunk off of grape juice. Fucking bullshit.

While we're gone, we have three special guests who will be taking you through the middle of the week. We'll be back Friday with a little Would you do... action and maybe a story from our trip.

Play nice with the guest hosts while we're gone. We'll see you Friday, knuckleheads.

8 comments:

twins15 said...

Have fun!

rstiles said...

Hookers rule!!!

WCT said...

who is the chick in the picture?

GMoney said...

Enjoy living like a hillbilly for a week, Zach.

Bob said...

cue the Deliverance theme....

MDG said...

gay

Donny Caldwell said...

you should watch the movie grizzlyman before you head out.

Fletch said...

who is the chick in the picture?

Photo properties say that's Shannon Stewart.