Tuesday, November 24, 2009
For fuck's sake, can I catch a break???
My fantasy team is fucking good. That's evident by all the points I score every week.
My fantasy team is unlucky. That's evident by my 4-7 record and four-straight losses.
The last three weeks:
Week 9: Lose by LESS THAN A FUCKING POINT!!
Week 10: Score nearly 90 points. Lose.
Week 11: Score over 80 points. Lose.
I am No. 3 in points in my league yet in seventh place. That sucks. Maybe that time I burned ants with a magnifying glass is finally coming back to haunt me.
Fuck this. Fantasy football is supposed to be fun. This isn't fun. Losing is not fun. Having Brandon Jacobs on your team is not fun.
And fucking Ricky Williams! Dude scores three TDs in a game for only the second time since 2000!
Meanwhile, our previous league leader is 8-3 and second to last in points. He must donate to UNICEF and sing at retirement homes.