Thursday, November 05, 2009

Morning Headlines: Yankees win World Series

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[World Series Game 6 box score]

-Pettitte, Jeter lead way as Yanks get key win

-Manuel: 'The bullpen calmed down nicely'

-Swisher, Gardner, others get first ring

And that's it for baseball for a while. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted. Your World Series headlines in the comments...


GMoney said...

Wang: They couldn't have done it without me!

--Fuck and yes. GO YANKEES!!!

JMC said...

-Phillies fail to force Game 7

-Eyre's 1.3 hitless innings not enough as Phillies drop game 6

-Yankees lose Damon to injury, not expected to be serious

-Swisher (0-3) quiet in victory

-Yankees push postseason record to 11-4 with victory

-With season over, Joe Buck to focus on ruining football broadcasts

CT_BUCKEYE said...

-Yankee win prompts scheduled riot

- A-rod: "see? Steroids do work"

als said...

Hinske becomes second player to win ring with Red Sox and Yankees

Anonymous said...

Damon takes 0-fer in Game 6 win

Bokolis said...

Yankee win muddles team of the decade talk, mostly because of decade's timeline.